30(That Means the Thirtieth) / 4 (That Means April) / 2011 (Duh)

Game tomorrow, 12:00 to whenever it ends. Be at Mike's house around 11:30~11:45. Nick won't be arriving until approximately 3:00, but I guess that means we'll have to play without him for a while. Also, Becca will be leaving at around 7:00.

30/04/2011

That's our next D&D date. Bring your books, dice and some luck.

P.S. If you're a complete dippy "BRILLIANT PERSON" and cannot read the date and/or look at the freaking title 30/04/2011 means April 30, 2011.

Hopefully I'll be ready. DM

NEW MAJOR QUEST IN PROGRESS

You've heard word that the adventuring group Reaver of Souls is going to Tamait Peak to find an artifact. Could it be another piece of the Prism of [Message Redacted]? However Tamait Peak (pronounced Tah Mate) is not somewhere you want to go for christmas vacation. Mabye you should train to level 3 a suitable strength before attempting to go after them. A day lost isn't that bad right? Mabye head to save those useless peasents. You could take the two week long journey to Lairepmi for the coliseum, however it would take a while, the artifact might already have been taken by the time you get back.

Good luck, DM

Corrections

I'm lazy and don't want to think up a post ergo I'm going to correct Albans journal.

Dear Journal,

    Who knew that Kobolds were so fucking STUPID? Like, downright freaking off the handle retarded? I just finished convincing a horde of them that I was a prophet of Tiamat, and then I killed their leader and nobody even says a fucking word! I mean, if Tiamat sent a prophet, it'd OBVIOUSLY be a Dragonborn. Or just a fucking Dragon, even! Like, really.

    On to business, though. This morning I woke up in jail. I didn't remember what the dicks was going on for a while, but then I remembered that I was in here for sodomizing some orphans Livy can't see this, I'll write something else. For saving some innocents. Yeah, that's it. Anyways, I was about five seconds from leaving the jail with all of my shit all quiet like when outta fuckin' nowhere BOOM RICKETS THROUGH THE WALL like some kind of fucking beast. So, even though I was going to spare the guard, he decides to fuck everything up and just break the guy's neck and make a necklace out of his teeth. I'm not even speaking figuratively, he really made a necklace from the guy's teeth. After that, Rickets left through the wall-hole and I just fucking used the door. Moron. (Technically he burned down an orphanage)

    When we got back to the church (After evading some other guards and meeting up with my good bro, Sam) we told Livy some crazy bullshit story about me getting brutalized or something, I don't really remember. But in any case, she made us some soup and Rickets was sad because he can't eat. Pussy.

    So in the middle of the only good god-damned meal I've had in like a week, this stupid fucking moron derps his way into the church, spewing some shit about a family's daughter getting killed, and then he said something about a powerful and valuable magic item, and how it was in the ruins. So, fuck saving that poor innocent family, they can wait. Let's go steal some valuables! (They had just finished a bar fight in the mans bar. Albans just too mentally impaired to differentiate a raving loony in a church and a barkeep)

    We headed out to the ruins and got detained on the road by these freaking Kobolds and a Wolf, but we got them to all pussy out. Then we waited a while for me to charge my daily. Then, once again, we got in a fucking fight. I didn't notice because I was in the bushes "charging another spell". So I hear all my buds yelling shit and fighting so I take out the Horn of Gondor and just fuckin' VWWWVWWWWWVWVWVWVWVWVWVWVVWVWVWVWVVWVWVW GONDOR CALLS FOR AID! GONDOR CALLS FOR AID! So then this guard comes and tries to save our ass but the fighting was already over. (Neither Alban nor guard was any help during that fight. DON'T TAKE UNPREPARED EXTENDED RESTS! THAT'S STUPID!)

    After we finished lounging around on the road doing fuck all for 14 hours, we actually got to the ruins, which is twice as far as I expected us to get. Turns out they weren't actually all too ruinous. They had big doors and everything. No door is a match for Rickets, though. Nonetheless, there were some Kobolds being a big happy family and eating a meal together, so we shit on their parade and brutally murdered them all. I think Rickets even tore one of their arms off.  Nonetheless, we then unclothed the bodies and are going to sell the clothes. So we waited for a little while to heal up and take a break and more Kobolds showed up, who we brutally murdered. (Technically Sam picked the lock on the door and Rickets rolled down the stairs like an idiot. They were goblins who nearly killed Rickets in the first room, none of which were at a table or a happy family. Fucking Alban is seeing things again.)

    We went down some stairs and then I died. I fell down the stairs and somebody clubbed me in the face, and then slit my neck while I was still out, the dirty cowards. After Rickets and Livy killed my slayers with the help of Sam, they backed out of the ruins and resurrected me, which was good. Afterwards, we sold our stuff and went back to the ruins, which brings me to the first paragraph of this journal entry. (Again, Alban got it wrong, he was speared and then speared again for the kill. He did fall down the stairs though.)

    Who knew Kobolds were so fucking stupid that prestidigitation could be so useful?! It must first be explained that I can speak Supernal. It's just a little something I picked up in my travels. So I, being the fucking genius that I am, put together that, being speakers of Draconic and lovers of wealth and shines, Kobolds like Tiamat. Conveniently, I happened to know one of Tiamat's speeches, so I recited it. I then prestidigitated my robes into being gold-looking, and then I put a symbol of Tiamat on the floor in front of the Kobolds. I walk into the room and they're all kneeling, so I spew some bullshit about me being the Prophet of Tiamat and then bring their leader into the back room with Rickets in tow. Then, Livy and Sam walked into the main room and did some shit, while I asked the Kobold Leader about where all the fucking shiny lewt was. He just pointed to that thing and made a stupid face and then, in this god-awful tone, "It's a trap!" (That shit is fully and 100% true)

    The artifact was on an altar surrounded by what was clearly quicksand, so Rickets just plows through it and PLUNK doors shut, room fills with gas. Being the fucking genius I am, I prestidigitate another artifact and replace the old one and tell the Kobold Leader, "Sleep, child." and then I cast Sleep and slit his throat. After that, Rickets starts pounding on the door trying to break it, which apparently, a locked door with screaming behind it and pounding apparently didn't help Livy to understand that she was SUPPOSED TO OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR. What a stupid bitch. (Technically the first scream was the ghost sound.)

    Anyways, I Ghost Sound as loud as a fucking Earthquake Dragon, "OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR FOR FUCK'S SAKE," and apparently that helped clue the broad in. So Sam, being not a complete moron, picks the lock and we all get the fuck out while running faster than the Vrock chasing a kobold. So we're walking down the road, fighting over the Artifact, henceforth known as the Prism and wait what the fuck is that a dragon?! (Yes Alban, what the fuck else does that thing look like? Chris Kringle?)

Alban's Journal 001: Have you Ever Been Coup-de-Grace'd?

Dear Journal,

    Who knew that Kobolds were so fucking STUPID? Like, downright freaking off the handle retarded? I just finished convincing a horde of them that I was a prophet of Tiamat, and then I killed their leader and nobody even says a fucking word! I mean, if Tiamat sent a prophet, it'd OBVIOUSLY be a Dragonborn. Or just a fucking Dragon, even! Like, really.

    On to business, though. This morning I woke up in jail. I didn't remember what the dicks was going on for a while, but then I remembered that I was in here for sodomizing some orphans Livy can't see this, I'll write something else. For saving some innocents. Yeah, that's it. Anyways, I was about five seconds from leaving the jail with all of my shit all quiet like when outta fuckin' nowhere BOOM RICKETS THROUGH THE WALL like some kind of fucking beast. So, even though I was going to spare the guard, he decides to fuck everything up and just break the guy's neck and make a necklace out of his teeth. I'm not even speaking figuratively, he really made a necklace from the guy's teeth. After that, Rickets left through the wall-hole and I just fucking used the door. Moron.

    When we got back to the church (After evading some other guards and meeting up with my good bro, Sam) we told Livy some crazy bullshit story about me getting brutalized or something, I don't really remember. But in any case, she made us some soup and Rickets was sad because he can't eat. Pussy.

    So in the middle of the only good god-damned meal I've had in like a week, this stupid fucking moron derps his way into the church, spewing some shit about a family's daughter getting killed, and then he said something about a powerful and valuable magic item, and how it was in the ruins. So, fuck saving that poor innocent family, they can wait. Let's go steal some valuables!

    We headed out to the ruins and got detained on the road by these freaking Kobolds and a Wolf, but we got them to all pussy out. Then we waited a while for me to charge my daily. Then, once again, we got in a fucking fight. I didn't notice because I was in the bushes "charging another spell". So I hear all my buds yelling shit and fighting so I take out the Horn of Gondor and just fuckin' VWWWVWWWWWVWVWVWVWVWVWVWVVWVWVWVWVVWVWVW GONDOR CALLS FOR AID! GONDOR CALLS FOR AID! So then this guard comes and tries to save our ass but the fighting was already over.

    After we finished lounging around on the road doing fuck all for 14 hours, we actually got to the ruins, which is twice as far as I expected us to get. Turns out they weren't actually all too ruinous. They had big doors and everything. No door is a match for Rickets, though. Nonetheless, there were some Kobolds being a big happy family and eating a meal together, so we shit on their parade and brutally murdered them all. I think Rickets even tore one of their arms off.  Nonetheless, we then unclothed the bodies and are going to sell the clothes. So we waited for a little while to heal up and take a break and more Kobolds showed up, who we brutally murdered.

    We went down some stairs and then I died. I fell down the stairs and somebody clubbed me in the face, and then slit my neck while I was still out, the dirty cowards. After Rickets and Livy killed my slayers with the help of Sam, they backed out of the ruins and resurrected me, which was good. Afterwards, we sold our stuff and went back to the ruins, which brings me to the first paragraph of this journal entry.

    Who knew Kobolds were so fucking stupid that prestidigitation could be so useful?! It must first be explained that I can speak Supernal. It's just a little something I picked up in my travels. So I, being the fucking genius that I am, put together that, being speakers of Draconic and lovers of wealth and shines, Kobolds like Tiamat. Conveniently, I happened to know one of Tiamat's speeches, so I recited it. I then prestidigitated my robes into being gold-looking, and then I put a symbol of Tiamat on the floor in front of the Kobolds. I walk into the room and they're all kneeling, so I spew some bullshit about me being the Prophet of Tiamat and then bring their leader into the back room with Rickets in tow. Then, Livy and Sam walked into the main room and did some shit, while I asked the Kobold Leader about where all the fucking shiny lewt was. He just pointed to that thing and made a stupid face and then, in this god-awful tone, "It's a trap!"

    The artifact was on an altar surrounded by what was clearly quicksand, so Rickets just plows through it and PLUNK doors shut, room fills with gas. Being the fucking genius I am, I prestidigitate another artifact and replace the old one and tell the Kobold Leader, "Sleep, child." and then I cast Sleep and slit his throat. After that, Rickets starts pounding on the door trying to break it, which apparently, a locked door with screaming behind it and pounding apparently didn't help Livy to understand that she was SUPPOSED TO OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR. What a stupid bitch.

    Anyways, I Ghost Sound as loud as a fucking Earthquake Dragon, "OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR FOR FUCK'S SAKE," and apparently that helped clue the broad in. So Sam, being not a complete moron, picks the lock and we all get the fuck out while running faster than the Vrock chasing a kobold. So we're walking down the road, fighting over the Artifact, henceforth known as the Prism and wait what the fuck is that a dragon?!

Message to all players!

Remember to leave your dices on ones and bring them tomorrow at 11:30. Specifically Becca, BRING YOUR DANG DICE FOR FREAKING ONCE!

May the force be with you. DM

Yet another minor quest

People have heard screaming around a shack in the woods, the town guards would like to hire some people to help find what the problem is. The church has donated a reward to those who can find the source of the disturbance and eliminate it. Worth a look I suppose, right?
This is a level 3 minor quest, it will be a back up for our friday session if my current material is not enough. If we don't use it now we can use it later.

Building fights is tough.
Being DM is hard work.
Alas, it is fun!
DM

Edit: As I have not finished this thing it will not appear quite yet.

Time to Roll

The first session is at Mikes at 11:30ish to 6ish when Nick has to go. Any objections, comments or concerns? If you havnt already read "And so it Begins" check it out, it gives some base info about the start of the campaign.

Time's on our side! DM

And so it begins

Welcome to the Final Miniboss blog. Here I intend to keep information on our groups D&D campaign. Feel free to ask your questions relating to the campaign or D&D in general here. Let's all hope this turns out well!

Info on the beginning town of Allycya:
There are two entrances to the armored town, north and south. There is the commeners land and the Wolf-eye tavern to the northwest. The tavern is named after it's owner. There you can find tales and rumours pertaining to minor quests. There are the nobles to the southwest. The town inn is in the north and the joined church of general worship and the church of avandra near the center of the town. There are a couple empty lots in town, one due to drunken arsony an "unfortunate accident" at an orphanage. The dukes fort and jail are most of the east side
of the town. There have been a few rumours circulating, one of
a family under assault to the west and one of an ancient artifact of extreme power. Vague as that may be that seems worthy to gather a party to search for. Be wary however as caravans have been disappearing near the ruins to the south east.

Good luck and have fun, DM